Today I was lucky enough to read his exciting election manifesto; the headline, “Fair for All” is full of originality. Perhaps it might have been called “Don’t mention the Deficit”. It is crammed full of wonderful new recycled policies; I was especially impressed by his cunning plan to improve failing hospitals. As we know, hospitals are allowed to be the judge of their own performance, this is quite correct; it would be unfair if an external body was to monitor them. The Supreme Leader’s plan is: if the hospital judges itself not to be successful; it will be taken over by a more successful one. This is similar to Turkeys voting for Christmas, and cannot fail to work.
It was also reassuring to see his pledge that referrals to consultants would take no more than 18 weeks (approximately 4 months). If I were to be ill, I will be very patient and happily wait that length of time; after all, we have been doing so for a number of years.